- Durable, quick-drying fabric
- 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex
- 4-way stretch
- Inseam: 5.5 in.
- Sizes: S(29-31), M(32-34), L(35-37), XL(38-41), 2X(42-44)
BENEFITS
- Benefits? You want BENEFITS? This is America! We’ve got your benefits right here (/points generally to the Bill of Rights).
- Colors won’t run in chlorinated water. Or saltwater. Or regular fresh water. These colors don’t run is what we’re saying.
- You’re free to say things like “These babies conceal a weapon of mass destruction” and other doomed-to-fail lines to the ladies on the beach.
- Unlike other patriotic trunks, there are an accurate number of stars on this pair. Maybe. We haven’t actually counted.